So, yeah, I like to write, mainly about Hetalia. And this is were I'll post most of it. I'm also on fanfiction, Foreverkinght. I will also post whatever else here, too.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Link and Navi at some con. THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.
“Hey Link!”
“What.”
“Hey Link!”
“What.”
“Hey Link!”
“WHAT.”
“Watch out!”“Omg, nothing’s there, Navi.”
when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things
i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant
wait I’m not the only one who did this?
omg I did this all the time
I still do this sometimes o.o
Yeah, still do this.
MINE HAD A SKATEBOARD TOO.
Mine was on roller blades. Also, sometimes my fingers would shoot lazers and I’d slice houses right in half, though I’d try to avoid people, but sometimes I’d mess up AND THEY WOULD DIE!
I literally thought I was the only person who ever did this. Mine couldn’t run on roads, only sidewalks and grass so he had to jump every time a block ended.
mine had long hair, and a body like smoke. years back, i came to think of him as my guardian angel, with the theory that everyone had a guardian angel flying with them as they got in a vehicle, making sure they got to their destinations safely.
there was a whole world that went along with this you don’t even know omg
mine was depending on what characters I wanted, like Link or Marth and Roy, or hell, even Hetalia characters
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(Source: hulkbomb)
AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …
and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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(Source: hetaliapositivityproject)
Blind
~Another request from Owyn who is in a mood for blind!alfred~
Darkness. That is all I have ever seen. For people who can see, they try to describe it as walking around with their eyelids closed. Well, with mine open or closed it does not matter. Despite this limitation, my life is good. My mother and father love me, they got me help, and they make sure I am happy.
Mother is normally around with me all the time but she said she got a job Ann’s can’t be with me as much. I tell her it is ok. Then she says that is will be going to a daycare. It is a place were other kids go during the day while their parents are at work. I go to this daycare tomorrow with mother.
~X~
I can hear the other kids laughing and having fun when we pull up. I get out of the car -by myself- and grab my stick, which mother says is white, and she leads me inside. Once inside, there is more laughter and some crying. Mother tells me that those are just kids who miss their mommy. She also says that I need to be brave and strong. Then she goes about talking to some other lady.
I tune them out and start to wonder, using my stick to keep me from running into walls. I walk into a room when I hear some grumpy voice say “What are you looking at?” There was the sound of tears in the voice.
“I’m not looking at nothing. I can’t see.” I say, but not in the least bit upset. I hear the boy gasp.
“You’re blind?”
I nod at his question and put my hand out. “I’m Alfred Jones! Mother says I will be going here during the day now.” My hand stayed out in the air, waiting for the other. The other boy seemed to be unable to decide to come and shake it.
“Miss Dewy put me in time out…she said I am not supposed to move from this spot. I’m Arthur Krikland. Nice to meet you Alfred.”
I smile, pulling my hand back. “Will you be my friend, Arthur?”
“Yes, after I get out of time out maybe we can play something?”
“Yeah! That’ll be fun!”
He was my first friend, not many kids want to play with a kid who can’t see, and he didn’t care that I was blind. I soon looked forward going to daycare to get a chance to play with Arthur again.
Lullaby
~Owyn’s idea, she gave me the idea and I wrote it. Enjoy it~
It was late, very late, and both young parents were worn out from the day. They were cuddling, Alfred’s muscular arms wrapped protectively around the slender frame of Arthur. Arthur were sound asleep, a light smile on his lips. The tell tale sign of peaceful resting.
Everything was quiet and still. Alfred was also about to reach that level of sleep when it happened. A sharpe cry pierced through the air, jolting Alfred out of his sleep. It was the cry of his baby. The younger man moaned slightly and slowly peeled his arms off of his partner. Who pulled the blanket closer from the lack of warmth. This made Alfred frown.
He got himself out of the comfortable, warm bed, slipped on his slippers, and made his way through the night to the baby’s room. Alfred tried to move quietly throughout the halls, not wanting to wake Arthur.
The baby’s room was painted a light green, a gender neutral color that also matched their son’s eyes. The whole room was what Arthur wanted, Alfred was not going to get in his way. The taller blond had little to no decorating sense. Off to one side of the small room, pulled away from the wall, was a crib that held their crying child.
“Shh…I’m here.” Alfred bent down to pick up his son. “Daddy’s here.”
He started to rock the small child gently, trying to lull him back to sleep. This normally worked but it was not tonight. Alfred raked his brain for some other way. Then it hit him, a lullaby. He knew the best one, his mother would sing it to him. Alfred cleared his throat and began.
“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word,
Daddy’s going to buy you a mockingbird.”
He changed that little part. The blond kept his voice low and rocked his son.
“And if that mockingbird won’t sing,
Daddy’s going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Daddy’s going to buy you a looking glass.”
The rest of the old lullaby was lost to him but Alfred kept humming. This seemed to help. The crying stopped and the boy soon closed his eyes. Alfred didn’t stop. He begun the song again. It reminded him of his childhood, filling him with good feelings. Alfred was too wrapped up in singing and humming that he missed Arthur opening the door.
Arthur smiled as he watched his partner sing their son back to sleep. He didn’t make a sound, Alfred’s voice was very soothing. Alfred seemed to be slowing his song, that was a clue to leave. Arthur knew Alfred startled easily and this would wake the now sleeping baby.
The smaller male headed back to their room and got comfortable. This would be a secret. Arthur was very much awake when Alfred returned. He felt the bed dip and then the warm, protective arm drape over his waist, and pull him closer to the warm body. A smile returned to the young parent’s face as he welcomed sleep with his lover’s arm holding him close.
tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
Where can i audition for this?
Can I be in this movie?
Dude, I’m not a huge horror movie fan, but hell man I totally would want to be part of this. Where can I sign up?
